• Attractive Male: I like that band too
  • Me:
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  • Me: Oh okay so then one of their songs could be the song we dance to at the wedding reception. I was thinking of having a nice elegant ocean theme and I was thinking we could get a 6 layer cake because im going to invite everyone I know. Actually most of them are going to be my internet friends. Also I want 6 children. 3 boys and 3 girls. I also want a dog, 2 cats, and maybe a 2 fish, so one doesn't get lonely. I love you see you later i have to mail out invitations.
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  • Me: I shall study
  • Me: Stares at textbook
  • Me:
  • Me: There is no homoerotic subtext in this
  • Me: I must go
  • Me: My gays need me
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  • Me: procrastinating on tumblr
  • My parents: can you please-
  • Me: are you serious do you even know how much homework i have im stressing over so much please don't make me do it i really need to get this homework done im so tired
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